Dear Mr. President,
Being the God-Fearing Christian Authority that you are, what is your take on all the disasters going on lately? Surely New Orleans, being on American Soil, didnt earn God's wrath like say, what is happening in France right now. What gives?
—Christine in Phoenix
Christine, I'm glad you asked that.
If France had participated in the removal of Saddam Hussein along with our other allies such as Tonga and Italy, there would have been no need for the Muslims in France to rise up and riot. The Muslims in France would have known that democratic, freedom-loving countries like America and its allies love Muslim riff raff.
It's only because France did not support America's efforts in bringing democracy and freedom to Iraq that God is now punishing that country.
On the other hand, the hurricane that disrupted New Orleans is hardly a punishment from God. All the Christians in my cabinet agree that New Orleans was badly in need of urban renewal and God personally helped out with the demolition. It is under God's auspices that America is rebuilding New Orleans in His image—with bigger liquor glasses and cleaner bordellos than ever!
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Being the God-Fearing Christian Authority that you are, what is your take on all the disasters going on lately? Surely New Orleans, being on American Soil, didnt earn God's wrath like say, what is happening in France right now. What gives?
—Christine in Phoenix
Christine, I'm glad you asked that.
If France had participated in the removal of Saddam Hussein along with our other allies such as Tonga and Italy, there would have been no need for the Muslims in France to rise up and riot. The Muslims in France would have known that democratic, freedom-loving countries like America and its allies love Muslim riff raff.
It's only because France did not support America's efforts in bringing democracy and freedom to Iraq that God is now punishing that country.
On the other hand, the hurricane that disrupted New Orleans is hardly a punishment from God. All the Christians in my cabinet agree that New Orleans was badly in need of urban renewal and God personally helped out with the demolition. It is under God's auspices that America is rebuilding New Orleans in His image—with bigger liquor glasses and cleaner bordellos than ever!
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posted by George Bush at 12:57 AM
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Dear President,
When God talks to you, does he call on the phone, appear in person or is it more like a voice in your head?
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