Dear President,
When God talks to you, does he call on the phone, appear in person or is it more like a voice in your head?
—Anonymous
Mr. Anonymous, I'm glad you asked that question.
When I say God talks to me, I mean it metaforickally. In actual fact, God doesn't talk. He simply drops messages in my brain like instant messaging. Every once in a while, I pick up these messages from God and keep the ones I like and delete those that don't fit with administration policies.
I've got to admit my brain's trash bin is getting kind of full from God's deleted messages. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to figure out where the Empty Trash button is in my brain.
When God talks to you, does he call on the phone, appear in person or is it more like a voice in your head?
—Anonymous
Mr. Anonymous, I'm glad you asked that question.
When I say God talks to me, I mean it metaforickally. In actual fact, God doesn't talk. He simply drops messages in my brain like instant messaging. Every once in a while, I pick up these messages from God and keep the ones I like and delete those that don't fit with administration policies.
I've got to admit my brain's trash bin is getting kind of full from God's deleted messages. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to figure out where the Empty Trash button is in my brain.
posted by George Bush at 3:39 PM
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Mr. President-
What would your ideal America, in terms of religion and religious freedom be? What would the religious utopia of America consist of, and what would happen to the rest of the nation in return?
dear mr president-
What are your beauty secrets? How do you keep yourself looking so handsome from day to day and How does it feel to know that you are one of the USA's top rated men?
Mr. President,
We we're all sittin' 'round the other day at the corral, just jawin' 'bout the good ol' days when you was the Governor of the Great State of Texas and thinkin' how it woulda been just perfect if'n you'd be Governor again after you wrap up the whole Presidentsy business.
Then we all felt a little ashamed for bein' all selfish about wantin' you back to Texas when the country needs ya so.
So we started thinkin' that maybe you should make yourself President a little longer. Then Red (we call him Red seein' how he red a book one time) pointed out that the Decleration of Independance kept the President from runnin' to many times.
So anyway, can't you have Congress make you President over again?
Sorry for bein' so wordy! BUSH IN 06! DO IT AGIAN!
Dear MR. President I have not had a valid drivers license in over 14 years do to past mistakes and in the years without a license I cant find a good job and have no way to do anything I was young and did not think about my future give me a break get back to me asap
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