Have you ever worn a little black dress from the Gap? And if so, how best can one remove irksome stains at low temperatures?
—M Lewinsky
Mr. or Ms. Lewinsky, I'm glad you asked these questions. (Do I know you? Your name sounds familiar.)
I've never worn a black dress from the Gap although on several occasions, Laura and I have swapped intimate apparel as I reckon most married couples do in the privacy of their bedroom under the tolerant eyes of God.
As for irksome stains, I called up Scooter Libby because he's now got lots of time on his hands and asked him to search out the Internet. Scooter suggested a mild solution of four parts warm water, one part ammonia and one part vinegar.
I hope this helps.
(Got something you want to ask me? Leave it in Comments.)
—M Lewinsky
Mr. or Ms. Lewinsky, I'm glad you asked these questions. (Do I know you? Your name sounds familiar.)
I've never worn a black dress from the Gap although on several occasions, Laura and I have swapped intimate apparel as I reckon most married couples do in the privacy of their bedroom under the tolerant eyes of God.
As for irksome stains, I called up Scooter Libby because he's now got lots of time on his hands and asked him to search out the Internet. Scooter suggested a mild solution of four parts warm water, one part ammonia and one part vinegar.
I hope this helps.
(Got something you want to ask me? Leave it in Comments.)
posted by George Bush at 11:14 AM
1 Comments:
Dear Mr. President,
I think your Navy's just great. Tell Mrs. Bush, this is my day. For, I just said, "Yes". To a boy's request, to become his homosexual lover. And since he's still serving his country (and now a little bit more!), we would be honored if you and your lovely wife would attend our marriage ceremony in Boston, and then join us on our private jet to attend the reception in Denver, CO. Originally, we were having the reception in Boston, but last week we decided Denver would be legal, uh, better. Yes, better. Better.
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