Friday

How do you feel about your popularity being less than 40%?
—Jerry Mander


Mr. Mander, I'm glad you asked be that.

At this stage of my career, popularity means less than zero. I've already been re-elected and I can't run again.

I've already accomplished what I set out to do, which is be a two-term president.

I was elected twice to the presidency and my Daddy was elected only once. I was elected twice and Jimmy Carter was elected only once. I was elected twice and John F. Kennedy was only elected once.

I'm better than all of them.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Jacob, Nashville said...

Dear Mr. President,

Being a 17 year old American teenager, I often think about the draft and the affects that reinstating it could hold on America today. I realize that you are mostly in favor of the draft, but what effects, positive and negative, could this hold on the nation?

00:32  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. President,

Did it take all your courage to lead the United States into Iraq and blow up heathens in the name of the good Lord? Thank God you were delivered so that we might be delivered, Chosen One.

John

22:59  
Blogger VRNATL said...

Dear Mr. President,

I read that you are vacationing in Japanesia and Chinesia this week! Is you and Laura gonna go ride the rides at Tokyo Disneyland and the new Hong Kong Disneyland?

Thanks!

09:36  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you could be a flower, which one would you be?

16:37  
Anonymous Jacob, Nashville said...

Mr. President,


Why are you not posting? Surely even from Asia you could have used the Air Force 1 computer to post... Please post soon!

21:23  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What things scare you the most?

13:06  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its easy to be a two- term president when you have enough money to buy the election Mr. President !!

13:33  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. President i can't believe you mentioned John F. Kennedy being only elected onece..The man was murdered for God sakes..And for all we know your daddy and his buddies helped pull it off..Shame on you for saying that , since the anniversary of his death just passed..I can't believe our leader would say something like that..What a disgrace you are Mr. President !!

13:42  

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