If you were really G.Bush you wouldn't have the time to do a blog!
—Anonymous
Mr. Anonymous, I'm glad you brought up that point.
As leader of the Free World, I must admit time is hard to come by.
Fundamentally, I have to allow nine hours a night for sleep, two hours a day for gymnastics, three hours a day for meals.
I like to put in a full eight hours a day (during weekdays) at the office, minus the 45-minute nap after lunch. And sometimes, I'll spend an hour or two reading over stuff on Sundays before all the football games begin.
Yes, time is at a premium. But I find I can work on this blog when I'm traveling to Camp David or the Crawford Ranch for my weekend retreats or six-week vacations. And I am a multi-tasker. I can also write during the commercials of some of my favorite TV shows like The Young and the Restless.
I would hope you no longer doubt my veracity.
Mr. President-
What would your ideal America, in terms of religion and religious freedom be? What would the religious utopia of America consist of, and what would happen to the rest of the nation in return?
—Jacob, Nashville
Jacob, I'm glad you asked that. (Did you know your name is Biblical?)
The cornerstone of America has always been religious freedom — the freedom to worship God and despise those who do not.
What I'd like to see is America return to the Garden of Eden, protected by a ballistic missile defense shield of course.
I see no reason why more of the Bible cannot return to our daily lives. I'd love to see a football field that is 183 cubits long. Imagine "third down and four cubits to the goal line."
I'd like to see schools replace the study of evolution with Bibleution.
I like the Bible's laissez faire attitude toward slavery. Instead of keeping thousands of prisoners of war in cells, they could become useful slaves to Americans. I believe that could help America's productivity.
For those who do not share in this vision of an all-God, all-the-time America, Canada is always looking for immigrants.
(Got questions for the President. Leave them in Comments.)
—Anonymous
Mr. Anonymous, I'm glad you brought up that point.
As leader of the Free World, I must admit time is hard to come by.
Fundamentally, I have to allow nine hours a night for sleep, two hours a day for gymnastics, three hours a day for meals.
I like to put in a full eight hours a day (during weekdays) at the office, minus the 45-minute nap after lunch. And sometimes, I'll spend an hour or two reading over stuff on Sundays before all the football games begin.
Yes, time is at a premium. But I find I can work on this blog when I'm traveling to Camp David or the Crawford Ranch for my weekend retreats or six-week vacations. And I am a multi-tasker. I can also write during the commercials of some of my favorite TV shows like The Young and the Restless.
I would hope you no longer doubt my veracity.
Mr. President-
What would your ideal America, in terms of religion and religious freedom be? What would the religious utopia of America consist of, and what would happen to the rest of the nation in return?
—Jacob, Nashville
Jacob, I'm glad you asked that. (Did you know your name is Biblical?)
The cornerstone of America has always been religious freedom — the freedom to worship God and despise those who do not.
What I'd like to see is America return to the Garden of Eden, protected by a ballistic missile defense shield of course.
I see no reason why more of the Bible cannot return to our daily lives. I'd love to see a football field that is 183 cubits long. Imagine "third down and four cubits to the goal line."
I'd like to see schools replace the study of evolution with Bibleution.
I like the Bible's laissez faire attitude toward slavery. Instead of keeping thousands of prisoners of war in cells, they could become useful slaves to Americans. I believe that could help America's productivity.
For those who do not share in this vision of an all-God, all-the-time America, Canada is always looking for immigrants.
(Got questions for the President. Leave them in Comments.)
posted by George Bush at 10:26 AM
4 Comments:
Mr. President:
How did you arrange to have your mother's photo on the $1 bill?
Signed,
Your Biggest Fan - Ever!!
Mr. President:
How do you feel about the book that Scooter Libby wrote about beastiality? Do you think that is better or worse than President Clinton's sexual excapades?
Mr. President,
You've always gone with the flow of the common Merican. Tell me, with your approval ratings so low, do you find yourself standing by Mericans and giving yourself a low favorable rating, or are you against Mericans and giving your self a high favorable rating?
Dear George (Can I call you that? I feel very close to you..),
I really like what you had to say about France.
The problem is that I am very confused as to what the intentions of God are. According to your logic, He wiped out New Orleans with Katrina because it needed to be reconstructed... doesnt that mean that The Twin Towers could have been demolished for a similar reason? Like maybe they were interferring with God's view of the White House or something.
God is all powerful, all knowing, and wholly good... and since he hasnt taken any action to prevent these things, then they must be what he intends to happen. It is all beginning to seem more and more sadistic-- but since he is wholly good... then.... does that mean it is ok to be sadistic???!?!?
Oh my head hurts. You are so much wiser about these things than I am.. so maybe you can clarify all this mess about intentions for me.
Christine in Phoenix
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