Is your mother really a man? And is she really younger than your father? I thought Babs was really old, even when she was First ____.
Do you and Jeb get along? Why is he so much more attractive than you? Do you still eat pretzels. Is North Korea a real country or something made up for M.A.S.H by Alan Alda? Is the White House always as clean as it looks on t.v.? Do you have a game room? Recently, I went to D.C., and have a really big question... how can all the landscaping look so manicured when it's obvious there is a very small Mexican population in D.C.?
—VRNATL

VRNATL, you ask some mighty interesting questions. For now, let me deal with the pretzels issue.

A lot of Americans may not know that the pretzel that nearly killed me was traced to a terrorist with links to Saddam Hussein. That terrorist is now in Gitmo spilling the beans on snack foods that can kill.

Homeland Security has put out an advisory on a number of snack foods that may have been adulterated by terrorists including beer nuts and barbecue flavored potatoe chips.

To answer your question, I do not eat pretzels any more. I've come to believe they are unChristian and unAmerican.

(If you've got any questions you'd like to ask the President of the United Stats, just leave it in the Comments section.)