Mr. President, do you think my 16-year old daughter should kiss on a first date?
—Ned Turner, Kansas City
Ned, I'm glad you asked that.
When I'm not leading the greatest nation in the world, I take a keen interest in family matters.
I'm assuming you are of good Christian stock, so I'm just going to repeat what the Bible says on the matter. I'm just paraphrasing but the Bible says that "if a woman who is unmarried tarnishes her lips with the lips of a man who does not intend to marry her, she is no more than a whore."
Now, not all 16-year old girls who kiss on the first date are whores but it would be darn hard to prove it.
I hope this helped.
(If you've got any questions you'd like to ask the President of the United Stats, just leave it in the Comments section.)
—Ned Turner, Kansas City
Ned, I'm glad you asked that.
When I'm not leading the greatest nation in the world, I take a keen interest in family matters.
I'm assuming you are of good Christian stock, so I'm just going to repeat what the Bible says on the matter. I'm just paraphrasing but the Bible says that "if a woman who is unmarried tarnishes her lips with the lips of a man who does not intend to marry her, she is no more than a whore."
Now, not all 16-year old girls who kiss on the first date are whores but it would be darn hard to prove it.
I hope this helped.
(If you've got any questions you'd like to ask the President of the United Stats, just leave it in the Comments section.)

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Hello there Mr. President,
Is your mother really a man? And is she really younger than your father? I thought Babs was really old, even when she was First ____.
Do you and Jeb get along? Why is he so much more attractive than you? Do you still eat pretzels. Is North Korea a real country or something made up for M.A.S.H by Alan Alda? Is the White House always as clean as it looks on t.v.? Do you have a game room? Recently, I went to D.C., and have a really big question... how can all the landscaping look so manicured when it's obvious there is a very small Mexican population in D.C.?
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if you were really G.Bush you wouldn't have the time to do a blog! get a life!
I think if the general public had seen any of the other countries in their life that we have to face as a nation on a daily basis I don't think they would mind if the government eves dropped on someone that was maybe out to hurt this country. If you have nothing to hide then why not let someone look. As far as the war that is ongoing now I don't really think we have a way out in the near future. The sad thing is we have to stay there. We as a leading nation in the world have got to up hold and protect what we hold dear to our hearts. It is making life here really difficult for the time being but we have to protect this great country for the sake of our children and grand children. I really think that it is time for this country to reinstate the draft and let some of our younger generation do a tour to some of these foriegn coutries and see how the other half lives and they might have a different opinion of what it takes to maintain our life. They also see that no matter where they live in this country it far better than most of the rest of the world and we need to keep it that way.
The following from a director with SW BELL in Mexico City.
I spent five years working in Mexico. I worked under a tourist visa for three months and could legally renew it for three more months. After that you were working illegally. I was technically illegal for three weeks waiting on the FM3 approval.
During that six months our Mexican and US Attorneys were working to secure a permanent work visa called a FM3.
It was in addition to my US passport that I had to show each time I entered and left the country. Barbara 's was the same except hers did not permit her to work.
To apply for the FM3 I needed to submit the following notarized originals (not copies) of my:
1. Birth certificates for Barbara and me.
2. Marriage certificate.
3. High school transcripts and proof of graduation.
4. College transcripts for every college I attended and proof of graduation.
5. Two letters of recommendation from supervisors I had worked for at least one year.
6. A letter from The St. Louis Chief of Police indicating I had no arrest record in the US and no outstanding warrants and was "a citizen in good standing."
7. Finally; I had to write a letter about myself that clearly stated why there was no Mexican citizen with my skills and why my skills were important to Mexico. We called it our "I am the greatest person on earth" letter. It was fun to write. All of the above were in English that had to be translated into Spanish and be certified as legal translations and our signatures notarized. It produced a folder about 1.5 inches thick with English on the left side and Spanish on the right.
Once they were completed Barbara and I spent about five hours accompanied by a Mexican attorney touring Mexican government office locations and being photographed and fingerprinted at least three times. At each location (and we remember at least four locations) we were instructed on Mexican tax, labor, housing, and criminal law and that we were required to obey their laws or face the consequences. We could not protest any of the government's actions or we would be committing a felony. We paid out four thousand dollars in fees and bribes to complete the process. When this was done we could legally bring in our household goods that were held by US customs in Laredo Texas. This meant we rented furniture in Mexico while awaiting our goods. There were extensive fees involved here that the company paid.
We could not buy a home and were required to rent at very high rates and under contract and compliance with Mexican law.
We were required to get a Mexican drivers license. This was an amazing process. The company arranged for the licensing agency to come to our headquarters location with their photography and finger print equipment and the laminating machine. We showed our US license, were photographed and fingerprinted again and issued the license instantly after paying out a six dollar fee. We did not take a written or driving test and never received instructions on the rules of the road. Our only instruction was never give a policeman your license if stopped and asked. We were instructed to hold it against the inside window away from his grasp. If he got his hands on it you would have to pay ransom to get it back.
We then had to pay and file Mexican income tax annually using the number of our FM3 as our ID number. The companies Mexican accountants did this for us and we just signed what they prepared. I was about twenty legal size pages annually.
The FM 3 was good for three years and renewable for two more after paying more fees.
Leaving the country meant turning in the FM# and certifying we were leaving no debts behind and no outstanding legal affairs (warrants, tickets or liens) before our household goods were released to customs.
It was a real adventure and If any of our senators or congressmen went through it once they would have a different attitude toward Mexico.
The Mexican Government uses its vast military and police forces to keep its citizens intimidated and compliant.
They never protest at their White House or government offices but do protest daily in front of the United States Embassy. The US embassy looks like a strongly reinforced fortress and during most protests the Mexican Military surround the block with their men standing shoulder to shoulder in full riot gear to protect the Embassy. These protests are never shown on US or Mexican TV. There is a large public park across the street where they do their protesting. Anything can cause a protest such as proposed law changes in California or Texas.
Please feel free to share this with everyone who thinks we are being hard on illegal immigrants.
Mr. President:
When will you step in and help out the American people with the gas price situation. I am sure that there are a lot of people like me who will not be taking a vacation this year due to the price of gas. Also it now cost so much to drive back and forth to work that I no longer spend on extras.
Will the government check in to why the gas companies are making such large profits? I realize that they are there to make money, but EXXON is to the extreme.
Regards - Janet Shepnerd
dear sir
my name is Omar and im 24 years old iraqi national who immigrant to the united states , i worked for the us army for 3 and half years ,i am the interpreter who helped save Bob woodruff's life in iraq when he got injured., sir i simply ask for a way to get my wife here to live with me without having to wait for like 4 years as i heard the process would take, ...thank you Mr president ...Omar
Mr. Bush, I am Jorge Petouski of Canada
I would like to ask you why you think that your a good President?
I would also like to know why you think it wise to keep people in Iraq that need no be there. What I would really like to ask is. Why haven't you stepped down from President ship? When clearly your not the one for the job.
Another thing I was reading one of your blogs, American invasion of Canada... Good luck with that, Clearly you haven't noticed the support we have in the world and the lack of support that you have. Unlike American Mr. Bush, we haven't instigated or aggravated them. So if the USA decides to come across the Northern Border please be prepared. I am not asking for a war here, I just wish you could be more like Canada. Do something about socialized medicine. Take a few billion dollars away from the military to fund it. People are dieing in your country everyday due to bad Health Care. And because the working class can't afford it. When you do right by your people. Will you then have their support.
I do not mean to tell you how to run your country. But I am just suggesting you take a page out of Canada's book. Instead of being a big bully. Try being compassionate and understanding. HELP the little guy. Don't do all of this nonsense your doing for profit. And fuck the big companies that are backing you.
You sir are the President of the United States of America, and only you can make the change. NOT THEM!
Please find it in your heart to do the right thing by your people. Not business executives.
Mr. Bush, you really could be something great. You can go down in History as the greatest president. Or the worst.
Only you can decide.
Mr.President,
I was wondering about the checks you are sending out. Is it just for the citizens that filed their taxes? If so, can you get an increase of cash by you having a child/children?
Dear Mr. BUsh If China were to declare war on the us or vise versa wat will happen to the chinese? Will u lock them up in camps like WWII Or wat Email Me Kchanforrealz@aim.com but i don't know if i am talkin to the president
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