Thursday

Sir, what exactly do you think of Tony Blair?
—GreatSheElephant, London, England


Ms. GreatSheElephent, I'm glad you asked me that.

In my gut, I know I should never have trusted a socialist. But he spoke American so nicely, I figured he was a fine, upstanding politician despite being close to a communist.

A couple years ago, right out of the blue, Tony called me up while I was right in the middle of a round of golf and said he had information that Saddam Hussein was spotted in Africa trying to buy uranium to build nucular bombs.

Right then and there I said to my caddy, we've got to invade Iraq. We've got to stop nucular prolifer...spread.

Now, I'm not sorry we invaded Iraq to bring those folks freedom and democracy. I'm just saying that if Tony Blair had kept his big damn trap shut, we wouldn't be in this fine mess.

(Got questions for the President? Leave them in Comments.)

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you ever worn a little black dress from the Gap? And if so, how best can one remove irksome stains at low temperatures?

M Lewinsky

12:37  
Anonymous Volgolfer said...

Mr. President, I have two questions. First, what do you plan to do about the current gas situation. Second, what is your reaction to "Sweet Neo Con," from the new Rolling Stones album, A Bigger Bang

18:45  
Anonymous Concerned Citizen said...

Mr. President:

Why do you keep saying that you are going to bring our troops back from Iraq, but keep sending more over? You seem to be more of a flip-flopper than Kerry, please explain yourself.

18:46  
Blogger Suitcase Jenny said...

I love it!

21:06  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. President:

Where is Osama bin Ladin, and why haven't we caught him yet?

07:22  

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